Pretty Girl in Bobby-Socks

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REBLOG.

I KISSED A CLOWN BECAUSE I’M A GENIUS.

I love an egg because i’m deaf.

I shot a clown beacuse i’m deaf

I had plastic surgery to look like a dog because I’m stupid and dumb.

THERE’S NO FUCKING APRIL

i kissed a horse because i’m deaf

how much does mine relate to trace o m g

i love a horse because i can rap and im cool.

I’m girly and I look like a lesbian becuase I smoke crack.

I stabbed and egg because I’m a genius.

i dance like a pencil because im gay

I love your girlfriend because i’m a genius.

I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius.

(via shadysecret)

I strongly dislike Spongebob because I’m a genius. HEY. THAT’S THE SAME.

I sing like Justin Bieber. 

Because I’m single. 

I SHOT OBAMA beccause i’m a genius LOOOOOOOL

^^^LMFAOO!!
I married a lesbian because i’m a genius.
WHY DO I ALWAYS GET THE LESBIAN THING?

I stabbed your boyfriend because I smoke crack.

16 days later and it would be “I stabbed your boyfriend because I am single”